Ben is Mad Funny Yo

Question: OK, what do you get when you cross a with a ? Answer: A WERORRIST! Other great quotes for the night: Deacon: Do you know how to fly the plane? Stewardess: Well, not exactly. I sorta never took the classes. Deacon: Let me guess, you were screwing the pilot? Stewardess: Yeah, I mean all we really do is show people how to buckle their seatbelts. I didn't think they'd be an actual emergency. Deacon: Right. (Shoot the girl. Looks at the other stewardess.) What's your name? Stewardess: It's... Star. P..lease don't shoot me. Deacon: You are a stewardess and your name is fucking Star? Did you screw the pilot too? Star: Yes. (Worried) But I DID take the classes. Nails: I'M THE DEVIL! NOW I'M JESUS! WAIT, I'M THE DEVIL AGAIN! (While slaughtering dozens of passengers, wearing they faces, and other nasty things.)