Ben is Mad Funny Yo

Question: OK, what do you get when you cross a with a ? Answer: A WERORRIST! Other great quotes for the night: Deacon: Do you know how to fly the plane? Stewardess: Well, not exactly. I sorta never took the classes. Deacon: Let me guess, you were screwing the pilot? Stewardess: Yeah, I mean all we really do is show people how to buckle their seatbelts. I didn't think they'd be an actual emergency. Deacon: Right. (Shoot the girl. Looks at the other stewardess.) What's your name? Stewardess: It's... Star. P..lease don't shoot me. Deacon: You are a stewardess and your name is fucking Star? Did you screw the pilot too? Star: Yes. (Worried) But I DID take the classes. Nails: I'M THE DEVIL! NOW I'M JESUS! WAIT, I'M THE DEVIL AGAIN! (While slaughtering dozens of passengers, wearing they faces, and other nasty things.)

Multiple Character Sheets

It is the blueprint for your character, a roadmap of sorts that displays that statistics necessary to game in the world of darkness. Having a backup character sheet is a welcome advantage. We’ve all lost a character sheet from time to time, and I certainly don’t want to name any names. But I think I will anyways. ADAM. ADAM, ADAM, ADAM. ADAM lost his character sheet three sessions in a row. And if the simple guilt of doing so is not discouraging enough, I present the world (a.k.a. the small fan-base reading this stuff) with a great picture of Ben ragging on ADAM. Good lordy there's a lot of knee exposure going down! Moving on, I did a little research on some variants to the standard White Wolf Forsaken sheet. They are from Mr. Gone’s website and I think they do a splendid job of changing things up a bit. Here are a few that caught my eye. Feel free to hop on the site for yourself (link below) and do some hunting yourself. Werewolf 4 Page Expanded Sheet Werewolf 2 Page Sheet - Old World of Darkness Style Predators Character Sheet Werewolf Totem Character Sheet P.S. We all love Mr. Adam, even if he forgets and forgets and forgets. Will he break the 3 session record? Stay tuned next week! Source: Mr. Gone's Character Sheets

"Alex Loves His Dog"

The following is a post I meant to put on the site a while ago, but due to technical constraints (my computer got sick), I did not. Last session Alex had a small encounter with the rat/dog of his named Pumpkin. I was fortunate enough to witness the entire ordeal, and capture the major events on camera for your viewing pleasure. Disclaimer: This post is not for the faint of heart. It displays the raw emotion that exists between master and servant: the unspoken bonds of love, trust, and companionship. Watch at your own risk! You have been warned! Side note to animal lovers: Pumpkin wasn't harmed or anything like that. Like the Grinch at the end of that movie, Alex's heart grew a couple of sizes and he let her back inside.