Ben's Summary of Session 4

Ok, since I have a feeling it's going to take a bit for the real summary and our pictures to be posted, I've decided to put this temp summary up for our amusement. Eithan, feel free to take any of, or delete this post if you feel the need. It's simply for happy. -There's a really big building. Enter Asshole. Marcus is all like, "Hey, give us that spirit guy back." Random guy is all, "Well, maybe. That new guy sucks." Asshole is all, "Seven trials. I'll be back later." First trial, Eric tells Marcus to play with a door, then to go play pretend. Nails leaves. Marcus plays with Tom Sawyer. Eric forgets to execute his own plan until Marcus gives hits him with Da Vinci. Second trial. Uh, something. I'm sure it involved rope. A girl is there! Third. The beast. Eric and Marcus prove useless, until the end of combat. Again. Fourth. Sharing is caring. Fifth. It's Tonya. She's all, "I gotta go." Eric's like, "Nope." Marcus is all, "Lets think about this." Nails is like, "I wish everyone would shut the fuck up." The greatest execution of unspoken planning unfolds, the pack argues, Eric insults Nails, Nails hits a girl, Marcus attacks Nails, Nails stabs Marcus, Marcus passes out, Eric plays a drama queen. Then, Nails punches Asshole, and Eric snaps his neck. Cue alarm. Nails gets to carry Marcus, and then he gets an RPG. Eric carries Tonya, and gives her some uzzis. Everyone is about to get stomped. Some quotes I remember: "Everyone speaks Latin in the World of Darkness." "I'd like to make a roll to read the Manticore's body language." "Don't fuck this up." Or, if you'd prefer: "Fuck you."