A Post is a Post

A recent conversation with myself: Eithan: Damn I am busy. Real Life: Yeah, I’m going to have to take the blame for that. Healing Scars: Eithan, where are you? I’m sooo cold. Eithan: Who the hell are you? (Gives blanket) Healing Scars: (Cough) We used to be such good friends. I miss you. Real Life: Don’t listen to him. I AM YOUR ONLY FRIEND. Eithan: I’m so confused. Healing Scars: Remember this? (Draws a heart with his finger) Your imagination? Eithan: Oh damn, I sure do. (Takes out gun. Shoots Real Life in the head.) Healing Scars: (Smile) Eithan: Let’s rock.

I am alive. I swear.

Sorry for the lack of updates. I’m pulling a full load of classes this term and work is slowing catching up with me. School is a mess as I’m fighting to graduate this year in the rare event that the company I work for doesn’t pick me up next year. That way I have a degree when I job hunt to increase said chances of getting a decent job. I will post the summaries once I get a chance to sit down at my computer and waste an hour or so. Also, this weekend is really bad for me as a military friend is flying up to hang out. I’ll post more as soon as time is on my side. As always, you guys’s patience is super appreciated.

Ben is Mad Funny Yo

Question: OK, what do you get when you cross a with a ? Answer: A WERORRIST! Other great quotes for the night: Deacon: Do you know how to fly the plane? Stewardess: Well, not exactly. I sorta never took the classes. Deacon: Let me guess, you were screwing the pilot? Stewardess: Yeah, I mean all we really do is show people how to buckle their seatbelts. I didn't think they'd be an actual emergency. Deacon: Right. (Shoot the girl. Looks at the other stewardess.) What's your name? Stewardess: It's... Star. P..lease don't shoot me. Deacon: You are a stewardess and your name is fucking Star? Did you screw the pilot too? Star: Yes. (Worried) But I DID take the classes. Nails: I'M THE DEVIL! NOW I'M JESUS! WAIT, I'M THE DEVIL AGAIN! (While slaughtering dozens of passengers, wearing they faces, and other nasty things.)